Avoiding Glossy Pictures of the Beach

I’m sure you’ve all noticed the glossy brochures put out by the traditional financial services industry that inevitably have pictures of a retired couple from the back holding hands walking across the beach. If it’s not a couple, then it’s pictures of a family on the beach or of a sailboat near the beach. I’ve developed a theory that the speed you should run away from the potential relationship is directly correlated to the number of beach pictures in the glossy brochure.